Contents

Title Page

Story Introduction

Odysseus' Search for Home All Washed Up With Somewhere to Go Nausicaa Awakens Having A Ball at the Beach Transfiguring the Odds Making an Entrance Going A-Courting A Fast Ship A Festal Day Merry Feasting Gaming and Physical Shows of Prowess Joyous Sounds and Movements of Dancing Set Phasers to Stunned Silence Calling It a Day Wynkin, Blynkin & Nod Skheria and Scarier Getting Stoned Eumaios Well Stay Demodokos the Storyteller A Bawdy Tale Hephaistos & the Bed of Chains A Story Fit for a Monarch Helen's Courtship To Be Possessive Is Human to Eris, Divine Pentrating a Pack of Trojans Never Take Any Wooden Horses Sprung Like a Horse Akhaian Priestess Odysseus' Story As the Tears Go By I Yam What I Yam Setting Off on the Wrong Foot Lotus Floats The One-Eyed Avoid The Polyphagous Polyphemos Into Bits and Pieces Made to Rock and Roll An Old Windbag Land of the Midnight Scum Lots and Lots of Lots People Can Be Such Pigs I Get By with a Little Help from My Godsend Turn Me Loose Smokin' Pillow Talk How to Connect Depart & Parcel The Medium is the Message Pushing Off The Sirens Make a Collect Call Truly Between a Rock and a Hard Place Bloody Oath! You Are What You Eat A Rude Awakening Daylight Come and Me Wan'Go Home Metanet Presents: The Known-World Wide Web Achilles Agamemnon Alkemene Antikleia Atalanta Teiresias

Telemakhe in Search of a Parent A Babe to Arms A Bearer of Bad Tidings Luney Tunes More Than a Fluke The Fabric of Time Mentes Fresh Where Does the Time Go? Town Meating A Star to Steer Her By Setting Off Nestor & Pester Learning of Athena Two Swing Low Sweet Chariot Matches Where Lays Heaven Santa Menelaus Apollo Talk Athenagram Jiggety Jog Pilose at Pylos Eumaios Well Stay The Nightly News with Nestor The Tale of a Troy Boy On the Second-Hand Walk Like an Egyptian Helen & Menelaus The Story of Love's Journey That Old Blank Magic Truth or Dare I Never Meta-Morph I Didn't Like The Big Picture The Bigger Picture

Odysseus & Telemakhe The Dynamikos Duo The Penny Drops A Telegenic Moment The Bigger Beggar Gets the Bitter Batter A Fireside Chat Surprise! A Cunning Plan Dreamweaver Hey, Girlfriend Projectile Commenting Telemakhe Gives It a Try Amphinomos Amplifies the Problem Eurymakhos, You Make Us Swoon Antagonistic Antinoos The Highly Strung Odysseus Shoot, She Hit Antinoos Killing Antinoos Making Off with the Prize Wounding Antinoos A Murder of Cronies Killing Spree What a Ripper Facing the Music Athena Saves the Day Banishing Cream The Escape Artist On the Road Again

The Odyssey by Homer

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Copyright © 1998 Katherine Phelps