Very Helpful Hints
Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts
you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the
oven serviced.
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep.
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the
names and addresses of people you don't know.
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe
whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a
bowl of iron fillings.
A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps
when visiting the Sahara desert.
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