https://www.metafilter.com/177113/Its-not-rocket-surgery
'A malaphor is a Blend of malapropism + metaphor. Examples: "We'll burn
that bridge when we get to it"... "Even a blind squirrel is right twice
a day"... "If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a sound?"... "An
apple a day leaves the whole world blind"'
Via Muse, who added: "You can lead a piano to water but you can't tuna
fish..."
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*** Xanni ***
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mailto:xanni@xanadu.net Andrew Pam
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http://www.sericyb.com.au/ Manager, Serious Cybernetics