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"By now you’ve probably heard about the latest relationship trend that
threatens the sanctity of our marriages: Pervy bird threesomes.
That’s right, a trio of Illinois bald eagles — two male and one female —
have formed a wholly indecent three-person couple, something liberals
and other heathens call “a throuple.”
Their nest of iniquity is near Fulton, close to the Illinois/Iowa
border, and thanks to nearby cameras — presumably installed by avian
pornographers — the uninhibited bird pervs have shoved their
nontraditional lifestyle in the faces of wholesome people across America
and around the world.
What viewers witness is a rare situation in which two male eagles form a
relationship with a female eagle. They mate, raise and care for eaglets
and act as a cooperative familial unit."
Or you can read the original non-satirical linked article:
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Via Irreverent Monk.
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