Column: Perverted Illinois bald eagle threesome threatens sanctity of marriage. What’s next, hawk orgies?

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 05:10:10 +1100

Andrew Pam <xanni [at] glasswings.com.au>

Andrew Pam
<https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/rex-huppke/ct-illinois-eagles-throuple-threesome-marriage-huppke-20200306-pg7r7um5tvdqjasyyigjobzdny-story.html>

"By now you’ve probably heard about the latest relationship trend that
threatens the sanctity of our marriages: Pervy bird threesomes.

That’s right, a trio of Illinois bald eagles — two male and one female —
have formed a wholly indecent three-person couple, something liberals
and other heathens call “a throuple.”

Their nest of iniquity is near Fulton, close to the Illinois/Iowa
border, and thanks to nearby cameras — presumably installed by avian
pornographers — the uninhibited bird pervs have shoved their
nontraditional lifestyle in the faces of wholesome people across America
and around the world.

What viewers witness is a rare situation in which two male eagles form a
relationship with a female eagle. They mate, raise and care for eaglets
and act as a cooperative familial unit."

Or you can read the original non-satirical linked article:
<https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/ct-life-eagle-trio-mates-raises-young-tt-03022020-20200303-yh5pvlmlmvecnf7ivbxksh4kiq-story.html>

Via Irreverent Monk.

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                *** Xanni ***
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mailto:xanni@xanadu.net                   Andrew Pam
http://www.xanadu.com.au/                 Chief Scientist, Xanadu
http://www.glasswings.com.au/             Partner, Glass Wings
http://www.sericyb.com.au/                Manager, Serious Cybernetics

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