July 1998 index

• Ozy's magic hat.
• Products that make you cool.
• How to juggle eggs.
• In-kid logic.
• How to be cool.
• Ozy utters the phrase "Spice Girls." Run.
• Millie the news anchor.
• Socrates meets Madison Avenue.
• The unhip-ness of little brothers.
• Timulty IS Tiger Woods.
• The little, unremembered acts of kindness...
• Millie, artistic gourmet.
• Millie makes some artistic point or other.
• Millie gets back to her artistic roots.
• Avery discovers the second amendment.
• I don't want to know what Avery would do with a bazooka anyway.
• One thing tails are good for.
• Stephan: another casualty of the computer age.
• Goodness, Millie actually plays with BOYS.
• Millie's mom gets some actual dialogue.
• The illusion of destiny.

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