January 2000 index

• Get these kids to a psychiatrist.
• Adults just pretend they've matured. Really.
• The only problem with individual freedom is, people tend to use it to be as un-individual as possible.
• There's always an easier way than making an effort.
• Not according to Andy Kaufman...
• Or maybe she just isn't reading her audience well.
• "Space" is a strangely appropriate word for her, too.
• It sticks in the mind longer than "cereal."
• Well, Timulty's got the right general idea.
• We mock the fashions of previous epochs while worshipping those of our own.
• Millie the outlaw.
• Sitcom subversiveness.
• Two can play at the audio game.
• The excitement of politics.
• And here we go again.
• It's all in who you know.

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