Drastic measures
Originally published 16 May 2003

I was pretty happy with this most recent incarnation of the joke.

It had a larger point. It was entirely Millie's fault, and, unlike in the original haircut sequence almost five years earlier, she was entirely unapologetic about it. This is a less timid haircut story that combines all the things that make Ozy and Millie good (perhaps I may be forgiven a bit of arrogance here?).

I'd also like to mention that I wrote this last May, when Iraq war supporters were still confidently insisting that weapons of mass destruction would be found. Well, guess who was right? That's right. The liberals were right about this. Ha ha.

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