May 2005 index

• Full support
• Work
• No dice
• Scary and exciting
• Limited value
• Napoleon's nose hair clippings
• Junk is in the eye of the beholder
• Back to square one
• The old shoelace gag
• Fatalist Millie
• Full investigation
• 200-page report
• "Those who say don't know, and those who know don't say."
• Ask the right question
• Final report
• "It's not the crime, it's the coverup."
• Still fluffy

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