- An End To Uniformity:
- Thursday, January 6, 2000: Slaves to musical tradition
- Friday, January 7, 2000: Shock value
- Monday, January 10, 2000: Pandering
- Tuesday, January 11, 2000: Millie's art project
- Wednesday, January 12, 2000: Memorable advice
- Thursday, January 13, 2000: Lists
- Friday, January 14, 2000: Yesterday's stupid trends
- Sunday, January 23, 2000: Millie the outlaw
- Monday, January 24, 2000: Sitcom subversiveness
- Wednesday, January 26, 2000: The Imperial March
- Thursday, January 27, 2000: Shouting heads
- Uniformity Revisited (or, The Dragon and the Senator):
- Friday, January 28, 2000: The waffle department
- Monday, January 31, 2000: Medical excuse note
- Tuesday, February 1, 2000: Passive resistance
- Wednesday, February 2, 2000: The great social equalizer
- Thursday, February 3, 2000: Dragon dad discusses darker days
- Friday, February 4, 2000: The red scare
- Monday, February 7, 2000: The devil's in the details
- Tuesday, February 8, 2000: Woodstock
- Wednesday, February 9, 2000: A pretty weird ride
- Thursday, February 10, 2000: Media attention spans
- Friday, February 11, 2000: What friends are for
- Monday, February 14, 2000: Charles M. Schulz, 1923-2000
- Tuesday, February 15, 2000: Ceiling decor
- Wednesday, February 16, 2000: Child humor
- Thursday, February 17, 2000: Knock knock
- Friday, February 18, 2000: Interrupting space alien
- Monday, February 21, 2000: Sharing
- Tuesday, February 22, 2000: Witty retort
- Wednesday, February 23, 2000: The muse
- Thursday, February 24, 2000: Millie's drawing
- Mutiny On the Banana:
- Friday, February 25, 2000: Segue
- Monday, March 6, 2000: Brilliant plan
- Tuesday, March 7, 2000: We're not tourists
- Wednesday, March 8, 2000: "The Prince and the Pauper"
- Thursday, March 9, 2000: The pirate grind
- Friday, March 10, 2000: Roll call
- Monday, March 13, 2000: "Football"
- Tuesday, March 14, 2000: Comparative sanity
- Wednesday, March 15, 2000: Don't do anything Millie wouldn't
- Thursday, March 16, 2000: Locke's pirate booty
- Friday, March 17, 2000: Trouble with the help
- Monday, March 20, 2000: Ruthless pirates
- Tuesday, March 21, 2000: Ozy's guiding axiom
- Wednesday, March 22, 2000: From one pirate to another
- Thursday, March 23, 2000: Ineffectual ultimatum
- Friday, March 24, 2000: Dr. Wahnsinnig investigates
- Monday, March 27, 2000: Down the hatch
- Tuesday, March 28, 2000: High-maintenance pirates
- Wednesday, March 29, 2000: "Should"
- Thursday, March 30, 2000: Millie's first pirate challenge
- Friday, March 31, 2000: What kind of stupid problem is that?
- Monday, April 3, 2000: Mutiny on the Banana!
- Tuesday, April 4, 2000: Leadership
- Wednesday, April 5, 2000: Escape
- Thursday, April 6, 2000: An irrelevant moral
- Friday, April 7, 2000: Pirate math
- Tuesday, April 11, 2000: Lost youth
- Monday, May 8, 2000: Playing with the photocopier
- Tuesday, May 9, 2000: Apostrophes
- Wednesday, May 10, 2000: Buy gum
- Stephan's Crush/The Book:
- Thursday, May 11, 2000: Cafeteria food
- Friday, May 12, 2000: Felicia asks for help
- Monday, May 15, 2000: I mean, like, no offense
- Tuesday, May 16, 2000: Productive uses of time
- Wednesday, May 17, 2000: Stephan!
- Thursday, May 18, 2000: Alpha male
- Friday, May 19, 2000: The gaping maw of fate
- Monday, May 22, 2000: Three magical words
- Tuesday, May 23, 2000: Smack
- Wednesday, May 24, 2000: A helpful anecdote
- Thursday, May 25, 2000: The dragon and the unicorn
- Friday, May 26, 2000: Hayfever
- Saturday, May 27, 2000: "The Big Book of Ancient, Semi-coherent Wisdom"
- Sunday, May 28, 2000: Timulty the cool
- Avery's Game Show:
- Sunday, June 4, 2000: Too happy
- Friday, June 9, 2000: Talk to the tail
- Saturday, June 10, 2000: Life isn't fair
- Sunday, June 11, 2000: Individual concerns
- Dragon Family Reunion:
- Monday, June 12, 2000: Hidden talents
- Tuesday, June 13, 2000: Dragon family reunion
- Wednesday, June 14, 2000: International conspiracies
- Thursday, June 15, 2000: Helpful advice
- Friday, June 16, 2000: Once bitten, twice shy
- Saturday, June 17, 2000: A word of caution
- Sunday, June 18, 2000: Bald again
- Monday, June 19, 2000: Advantage
- Tuesday, June 20, 2000: Not Millie's fault for once
- Wednesday, June 21, 2000: On the road
- Thursday, June 22, 2000: The potato conspiracy
- Friday, June 23, 2000: Uncle Alistair
- Saturday, June 24, 2000: And then I said to Mao...
- Sunday, June 25, 2000: Bold! Primal! Revolutionary!
- Monday, June 26, 2000: Grandma Isabella and the news
- Tuesday, June 27, 2000: Moral support
- Wednesday, June 28, 2000: Stephan is shot down
- Thursday, June 29, 2000: Cheap status and gossip
- Friday, June 30, 2000: Surreal
- Saturday, July 1, 2000: Ozy's fiancee
- Sunday, July 2, 2000: Dot comment
- Sunday, July 9, 2000: Sunday best
- Monday, July 10, 2000: Isolde helps
- Tuesday, July 11, 2000: Words, wisdom, W.
- Wednesday, July 12, 2000: Zen butt
- Thursday, July 13, 2000: Nothing like "Calvinball"
- Friday, July 14, 2000: Smiling and nodding
- Saturday, July 15, 2000: Whoosh!
- Sunday, July 16, 2000: Internet comic strips
- Thursday, July 20, 2000: "You can pick your nose..."
- Friday, July 21, 2000: Nightlight
- Saturday, July 22, 2000: Rorschach cloud watching
- Sunday, July 23, 2000: Two-tone perception disease
- "They":
- Monday, July 24, 2000: "They"
- Tuesday, July 25, 2000: Abbott and Costello
- Wednesday, July 26, 2000: The Albert Einstein mold
- Thursday, July 27, 2000: Friends of Felicia's
- Friday, July 28, 2000: Someone got to her
- Saturday, July 29, 2000: "They" explained
- Sunday, July 30, 2000: The Descartes conundrum
- Sunday, August 6, 2000: It looks like rain
- Monday, August 7, 2000: What's in a name?
- Tuesday, August 8, 2000: Notoriety
- Wednesday, August 9, 2000: Always proactively untwist octagonal hippopotamus pants
- Counterpicketing:
- Sunday, August 13, 2000: Brain-control waves
- Monday, August 14, 2000: But...I really like shrimp
- Tuesday, August 15, 2000: Bible bashing
- Wednesday, August 16, 2000: Cream pies
- Thursday, August 17, 2000: The rules
- Friday, August 18, 2000: Interesting visuals
- Saturday, August 19, 2000: Yay! Good!
- Sunday, August 20, 2000: The 2000 Milliecratic convention
- Monday, August 21, 2000: Attention deficit disorder
- Tuesday, August 22, 2000: Seattle
- Millie the Visionary:
- Sunday, August 27, 2000: A monopoly on the truth
- Monday, August 28, 2000: Misshapen Blob Man
- Tuesday, August 29, 2000: Back to school
- Wednesday, August 30, 2000: Highly significant
- Thursday, August 31, 2000: Cool kid first-day-of-school nightmare #1
- Friday, September 1, 2000: The universe could use more candy
- Llewellyn For President 2000:
- Sunday, September 3, 2000: Why bad things happen
- Monday, September 4, 2000: The "People With Nothing Better To Do" Party
- Tuesday, September 5, 2000: Vote Llewellyn '68
- Wednesday, September 6, 2000: Isolde returns
- Thursday, September 7, 2000: His dad is big in the party
- Friday, September 8, 2000: Moonstruck
- Saturday, September 9, 2000: "How I spent my summer vacation"
- Sunday, September 10, 2000: Video game violence
- Monday, September 11, 2000: National press coverage
- Tuesday, September 12, 2000: Meritocracy
- Wednesday, September 13, 2000: A party that looks like America
- Thursday, September 14, 2000: Ozy's speech
- Friday, September 15, 2000: Millie was here
- Saturday, September 16, 2000: The chairman
- Sunday, September 17, 2000: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings"
- Group Project:
- Monday, September 18, 2000: Leeches
- Tuesday, September 19, 2000: Group projects suck
- Wednesday, September 20, 2000: Defective
- Thursday, September 21, 2000: Whatever higher powers regulate the universe
- Friday, September 22, 2000: Iceberg and Titanic
- Saturday, September 23, 2000: Moaning Millie
- Sunday, September 24, 2000: Getting attention
- Monday, September 25, 2000: 10-foot living booger
- Tuesday, September 26, 2000: Preconceptions
- Wednesday, September 27, 2000: Annoying
- Thursday, September 28, 2000: Disagreement
- Friday, September 29, 2000: Not caring
- Saturday, September 30, 2000: Millie's secret
- Sunday, October 1, 2000: Not enough wonder
- Thursday, October 5, 2000: The eternal now
- Friday, October 6, 2000: Millosophy
- The Dragon and the Press
- Sunday, October 8, 2000: You say you want a revolution
- Monday, October 9, 2000: Presidential
- Tuesday, October 10, 2000: He bravely turned his tail and ran
- Wednesday, October 11, 2000: A nervous dragon
- Thursday, October 12, 2000: Larry Owl
- Friday, October 13, 2000: Back toward sanity
- Saturday, October 14, 2000: Geopolitical subtlety
- Sunday, October 15, 2000: Campaign ad
- Monday, October 16, 2000: Millie gives no quarter
- Tuesday, October 17, 2000: Perspective
- Wednesday, October 18, 2000: The running mate
- Thursday, October 19, 2000: Throwing the election
- Friday, October 20, 2000: Not the desired effect
- Saturday, October 21, 2000: Creatures under the bed
- Sunday, October 22, 2000: Insecure society
- Monday, October 23, 2000: Saturday Night Live
- Tuesday, October 24, 2000: The power of television
- Wednesday, October 25, 2000: Get your philosophy here
- Thursday, October 26, 2000: Scrutiny
- Friday, October 27, 2000: The seeds of political destruction
- Saturday, October 28, 2000: Speaking to God
- Sunday, October 29, 2000: The dark side of Halloween
- Monday, October 30, 2000: Making her parents proud
- Tuesday, October 31, 2000: People make mistakes
- Wednesday, November 1, 2000: We probably won't win!
- Thursday, November 2, 2000: It's in the air
- Friday, November 3, 2000: Isolde's mother
- Saturday, November 4, 2000: Democracy is weird
- Sunday, November 5, 2000: No such thing as a stupid question
- Wednesday, November 8, 2000: Playing doctor
- Thursday, November 9, 2000: Putting food on your family
- Friday, November 10, 2000: Giving random people wedgies
- Saturday, November 11, 2000: Navel gazing
- Sunday, November 12, 2000: Dragon autumn ritual
- The Recount:
- Monday, November 13, 2000: Stunning news
- Tuesday, November 14, 2000: Computer error
- Wednesday, November 15, 2000: Official ballot
- Thursday, November 16, 2000: Ballot irregularities
- Friday, November 17, 2000: Popularity should be enough!
- Saturday, November 18, 2000: Sanity and dignity
- Sunday, November 19, 2000: The Millicent Mudd book club
- Wednesday, November 22, 2000: Creative block
- Frozen Fur:
- Tuesday, November 28, 2000: The first day of winter
- Wednesday, November 29, 2000: Cool
- Thursday, November 30, 2000: Geek torture
- Friday, December 1, 2000: A solution
- Saturday, December 2, 2000: Fire in moderation
- Sunday, December 3, 2000: Crossing the creek
- Monday, December 4, 2000: Contemporary American democracy
- Tuesday, December 5, 2000: "Dimpled chad"
- Felicia's Club:
- Sunday, December 10, 2000: John Lennon, 1940-1980
- Monday, December 11, 2000: It's the principal
- Tuesday, December 12, 2000: The educational process
- Wednesday, December 13, 2000: Schadenfreude
- Thursday, December 14, 2000: Little charcoal briquettes
- Friday, December 15, 2000: Cruel youthful hi-jinx
- Saturday, December 16, 2000: A distinct individual
- Sunday, December 17, 2000: Shallow materialism
- Thursday, December 21, 2000: The essence of reality
- Friday, December 22, 2000: Fish have no memory
- Xmas 2000:
- Dragon Holiday Traditions:
- Friday, December 29, 2000: Define "cynical"
- Saturday, December 30, 2000: An amazing new breakthrough!
- Sunday, December 31, 2000: Bipartisanship
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