2005

Carbs: Monday, January 3, 2005: Minute 14 Tuesday, January 4, 2005: Eliminate all carbs Wednesday, January 5, 2005: Enter Avery, on cue Thursday, January 6, 2005: What a carb Friday, January 7, 2005: Absolutely bone-chilling Monday, January 10, 2005: Knights in white tofu Baths: Tuesday, January 11, 2005: Next to Godliness Wednesday, January 12, 2005: The principle of the thing Thursday, January 13, 2005: To battle! Friday, January 14, 2005: Where the evening really gets good Monday, January 17, 2005: Everything's been discovered already Tuesday, January 18, 2005: Knock knock Wednesday, January 19, 2005: A good friend Poetry Slam: Thursday, January 20, 2005: Angst-ridden poetry Friday, January 21, 2005: Darkest of all imaginable fates Monday, January 24, 2005: Senryu, technically Tuesday, January 25, 2005: Millie haiku-slams back Wednesday, January 26, 2005: Mad haiku skillz Thursday, January 27, 2005: Millie's natural artistic medium Friday, January 28, 2005: Psychologically taxing Jumping Rope: Monday, January 31, 2005: Noise pollution Tuesday, February 1, 2005: Replacement rope-jumping Wednesday, February 2, 2005: How many doctors did it take? Thursday, February 3, 2005: Truth is inconvenient Friday, February 4, 2005: Too artistic Monday, February 7, 2005: Self-sabotage Tuesday, February 8, 2005: Millie gets an "A" Tuesday, February 15, 2005: Stuffed animal guilt Thursday, February 17, 2005: Clothing guilt Friday, February 18, 2005: Free entertainment Monday, February 21, 2005: I can see how it would be urgent Tuesday, February 22, 2005: Penny for your thoughts Wednesday, February 23, 2005: What would you wish for? Thursday, February 24, 2005: Innovative and difficult Friday, February 25, 2005: Happy to help Isolde's School Violence Documentary: Monday, February 28, 2005: Relatively anchored Tuesday, March 1, 2005: Violence in schools Wednesday, March 2, 2005: Media violence Thursday, March 3, 2005: So. Friday, March 4, 2005: If this is what it takes... Monday, March 7, 2005: Ozy's new strategy Tuesday, March 8, 2005: The wrong pony Wednesday, March 9, 2005: Objectively chronicle events as they unfold Thursday, March 10, 2005: Scarves or mittens? Friday, March 11, 2005: Nothing in common Monday, March 14, 2005: Totally absurd! Tuesday, March 15, 2005: Sincere apologies Wednesday, March 16, 2005: Beneath the philosophical and wardrobe differences... Thursday, March 17, 2005: Introspection Friday, March 18, 2005: Ozy's new new strategy Monday, March 21, 2005: The magical workings of nature Tuesday, March 22, 2005: Daylight saving time Wednesday, March 23, 2005: Making the most of childhood Thursday, March 24, 2005: Analytical tag Friday, March 25, 2005: Getting a second wind Monday, March 28, 2005: Practicing Tuesday, March 29, 2005: Muzzled Zen Avery: Wednesday, March 30, 2005: I'm glad you asked! Thursday, March 31, 2005: The basic rule of coolness Friday, April 1, 2005: The total loser barrel Monday, April 4, 2005: Avery sells it Tuesday, April 5, 2005: A whole philosophy Wednesday, April 6, 2005: Zen teachings Thursday, April 7, 2005: Serenity now! Friday, April 8, 2005: He's cool Monday, April 11, 2005: Poor Avery Tuesday, April 12, 2005: Mixed results Wednesday, April 13, 2005: Pledge drive Thursday, April 14, 2005: Tote bag! Friday, April 15, 2005: Ozy pledges Magazine Sales: Monday, April 18, 2005: Band fundraiser Tuesday, April 19, 2005: When teachers get sarcastic Wednesday, April 20, 2005: Ironic magazine subscriptions Thursday, April 21, 2005: Millicent Mudd, Media Mogul Friday, April 22, 2005: Millie's marketing method Monday, April 25, 2005: Spreading smiles Wednesday, April 27, 2005: Reverse psychology Friday, April 29, 2005: A sale at last Monday, May 2, 2005: Full support Wednesday, May 4, 2005: Work Junk Drawer: Monday, May 9, 2005: No dice Tuesday, May 10, 2005: Scary and exciting Friday, May 13, 2005: Limited value Monday, May 16, 2005: A fascinating piece of junk Tuesday, May 17, 2005: The eye of the beholder Wednesday, May 18, 2005: Back to square one Thursday, May 19, 2005: The old shoelace gag Friday, May 20, 2005: Millie the fatalist Millie Investigates Herself: Monday, May 23, 2005: Full investigation Tuesday, May 24, 2005: 200-page report Wednesday, May 25, 2005: "Those who say don't know, and those who know don't say." Thursday, May 26, 2005: Ask the right question Friday, May 27, 2005: The final report Monday, May 30, 2005: It's not the crime, it's the coverup Saving Ozy's Hair: Tuesday, May 31, 2005: Still fluffy Wednesday, June 1, 2005: With Millie's help Thursday, June 2, 2005: Cutting remark Friday, June 3, 2005: We have to be thorough Monday, June 6, 2005: First on the list... Tuesday, June 7, 2005: Newfound altruism Wednesday, June 8, 2005: Bubble boyfox Thursday, June 9, 2005: Life is outside the bubble The Curse's New Target: Friday, June 10, 2005: The hair curse strikes again Monday, June 13, 2005: Totally worth it Tuesday, June 14, 2005: Pink Wednesday, June 15, 2005: The horror... Thursday, June 16, 2005: The Upper Belglovian Curse Deflection Dance Friday, June 17, 2005: An ancient dragon remedy Monday, June 20, 2005: Nature's cure Tuesday, June 21, 2005: Abject disgustingness Wednesday, June 22, 2005: Artists have issues Blackmail: Monday, July 11, 2005: Very principled Tuesday, July 12, 2005: A treasure trove Wednesday, July 13, 2005: Split infinitive Thursday, July 14, 2005: "Billy Shears and Polythene Pam" Friday, July 15, 2005: Early creative efforts Tuesday, July 19, 2005: Expressive tail Thursday, July 21, 2005: A lively creative flowering Friday, July 22, 2005: The trouble with trying to blackmail your mom Monday, August 8, 2005: Some omens Tuesday, August 9, 2005: Unbelievable summer Wednesday, August 10, 2005: The dictionary Thursday, August 11, 2005: Dictionary nightmares Friday, August 12, 2005: The shocking conclusion Monday, August 15, 2005: The girl who knew too much Tuesday, August 16, 2005: Existential angst Wednesday, August 17, 2005: "Featherduster butt" Thursday, August 18, 2005: Reality vs. T.V. Friday, August 19, 2005: Stars Monday, August 22, 2005: Faith-based Millie Tuesday, August 23, 2005: Apostrophe blues Wednesday, August 24, 2005: New school supplies Thursday, August 25, 2005: Binders Friday, August 26, 2005: Fleeting but cool Tuesday, August 30, 2005: Honor and dignity Wednesday, August 31, 2005: Bag flag rag gag stag tag Thursday, September 1, 2005: The telltale bell Friday, September 2, 2005: Suffering Monday, September 5, 2005: Spaghetti Tuesday, September 6, 2005: Summer vacation is longer than it should be Wednesday, September 7, 2005: Millicent Machiavelli Mudd Thursday, September 8, 2005: Increasing maturity Friday, September 9, 2005: We're the smart kids The Homework Rebellion: Wednesday, September 14, 2005: It all began when... Thursday, September 15, 2005: Budapest Friday, September 16, 2005: The homework rebellion Monday, September 19, 2005: Conscientious Tuesday, September 20, 2005: Not the capital of Finland Wednesday, September 21, 2005: Irritating little know-it-alls Thursday, September 22, 2005: Knowledge chip Friday, September 23, 2005: The training wheel of time The Great American Novel: Monday, September 26, 2005: A higher level of creativity Wednesday, September 28, 2005: The great American novel Thursday, September 29, 2005: Ticket to immortality Friday, September 30, 2005: Inflatable narcoleptic hippo Monday, October 3, 2005: I say, nonsense! Tuesday, October 4, 2005: Inspiration Wednesday, October 5, 2005: Millie outsmarts herself Thursday, October 6, 2005: Millie's belly button Friday, October 7, 2005: The loophole Monday, October 10, 2005: Questionmarks Tuesday, October 11, 2005: Get comfortable Wednesday, October 12, 2005: The true spirit Thursday, October 13, 2005: "Biggles and the Magic Crumpet Hat" Friday, October 14, 2005: Art does not apologize Glasses Envy: Monday, October 17, 2005: The eye doctor Tuesday, October 18, 2005: Perfectly good eyesight Wednesday, October 19, 2005: Geek chic Thursday, October 20, 2005: The opposite of carrots Friday, October 21, 2005: Reading in the dark Monday, October 24, 2005: Ozy's glasses Tuesday, October 25, 2005: You've got my genes Wednesday, October 26, 2005: "Five-eyes" Thursday, October 27, 2005: Millie's hero Friday, October 28, 2005: Powerless Monday, October 31, 2005: Happy Halloween 2005 Monday, November 7, 2005: Radio Tuesday, November 8, 2005: Millie's idea of heaven Wednesday, November 9, 2005: Anthropomorphic motives Thursday, November 10, 2005: Puddles Friday, November 11, 2005: Blanket statement Blogosphere Monday, November 14, 2005: Avery's blog Tuesday, November 15, 2005: A forum for my thoughts Wednesday, November 16, 2005: Taking it seriously Thursday, November 17, 2005: Another side of Avery Friday, November 18, 2005: Girl germs Monday, November 21, 2005: Blog talk Tuesday, November 22, 2005: Four hits Thursday, November 24, 2005: Timulty's blog Friday, November 25, 2005: Marble glarble flarble narble blarble larble zarble. Monday, November 28, 2005: Personality flaws Tuesday, November 29, 2005: Current entry Wednesday, November 30, 2005: The angst boat Thursday, December 1, 2005: People tend to go on and on a bit Friday, December 2, 2005: Everybody's got a blog Secret Santas: Monday, December 5, 2005: Secret Santas Tuesday, December 6, 2005: Millie's taste Wednesday, December 7, 2005: Bugs Thursday, December 8, 2005: Inscrutability Friday, December 9, 2005: Intrigue Tuesday, December 13, 2005: No Wednesday, December 14, 2005: Presents Thursday, December 15, 2005: More presents Friday, December 16, 2005: Hitler Monday, December 19, 2005: Thoughtfulness Tuesday, December 20, 2005: The last day of the Secret Santa exchange Wednesday, December 21, 2005: Worst Santa ever Thursday, December 22, 2005: Heartfelt thanks Friday, December 23, 2005: Pure magic Ozy and Millie™, and everything related, © 1997-2009 Dana Claire Simpson. Hosted by KEENSPOT: Privacy Policy