This sounds like a foot full of toes to me. However, I would need a foot with more toes. A slab of stubbies is a collection of twenty-four, short and fat, brown glass bottles of beer.
A couple of popular drinking songs are "More beer, more beer, more beer, etc." sung to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" and "I'd love to have a drink with Duncan...cause Duncan's me mate." They don't often get more intelligent than that, but these are drinking songs after all.