Books.

All the strips, collected in book form.

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Each book contains about a year's worth of strips, as well as some bonus material not available on the site, to reward you for helping support a cartoonist in need.

The books sell for $12.95 apiece, courtesy of Plan Nine Publishing. If you don't see one of them in stock, do not despair--they'll be back in stock soon enough--all are still in print.


Book five: Om Book five

Millie briefly becomes cool. Avery breaks into reality television. Felicia tortures Millie by winning the spelling bee. Millie accuses Ozy of harboring weapons of mass destruction. Llewellyn dabbles in perpetual motion. Millie dabbles in mad science, complete with big hair. Introduction by...me. 157 pages.


Book four: Authentic Banana Dye Book four

Llewellyn explains the family baldness curse. Millie takes up the promotion of tourism. Avery ruins the school play, "The Story of Caulk." And at long last, we visit Ozy's adoption and learn the truth about Millie's father, the pirate. Includes six pages of color illustrated limericks. Introduction by...well, just me this time. 162 pages.


Book three: Ink and White Space Book three

Llewellyn runs for high office and almost gets it, much to his horror. Ozy expands. Millie introduces her presidential sock puppet. Stephan runs away to the land of silicon and winds up with a new crush. Llewellyn secedes. Millie and Captain Locke stage a coup. You know--chicanery. Includes Llewellyn's 8th grade science fair project on reverse alchemy. Introduction by Carson Fire. 156 pages.


Book two: Never Mind PantsBook two

The adventure continues, the drawing style is modified. Millie meets the dread 8-year-old Pirate Captain Locke who lives in the couch, Ozy somehow survives a dragon family reunion, Stephan reveals he has a heart and Llewellyn changes the world one step at a time. Includes a 10-page full-color illustrated poem that doesn't really make a lot of sense, but in a good way. Introduction by Thomas K. Dye. 153 pages.


Book one: Ozy and MillieBook one

The original book, in which Millie overcomes her fear of dragons, sues the school bully and ponders the zen of stupidity. Includes a 7-page illustrated poem about a day in Millie's life. Introduction by Bill Holbrook. 151 pages.


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