Sat, 11 Feb 2006 15:41:50 -0800
"Linda Page" <lindapage [at] earthlink.net>
...The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council
was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and
Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good. Another attempt
resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls
and Butt Holes." No way. "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts?" Uh
uh. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget
it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with: "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
Be the change you want to see in the world. -Ghandi
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