Hey!
Yes, these are calculated to make you groan, but some had me all ROFL.
Fun With Words: Tom Swifties
http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties.html
"Look! there's a prisoner climbing out of the prison window," said Tom
condescendingly.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"Your fly is undone," was Tom's zippy rejoinder.
"I'm wearing a ribbon round my arm," said Tom with abandon.
"There seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse," said
Tom aloofly.
"It's a unit of electric current," said Tom amply.
"These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets," said Tom
apologetically.
Cheers,
Katherine
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