https://tabloid-thesephist.vercel.app/
"Tabloid is a turing-complete programming language for writing programs in the
style of clickbait news headlines.
Here are
a few things the Top Five Most Popular Quirks and Features of the
Tabloid programming language (Number Four Will Shock You!)
Print output with the keywords
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS followed by an
expression. Everything printed by Tabloid is automatically capitalized, and an
exclamation point is added. Why would you want anything else?
Declare a function by writing
DISCOVER HOW TO ... WITH. Truly, a more
gripping way to declare a function can't possibly exist! Similarly, assign to a
variable with
EXPERTS CLAIM ... TO BE. On the Internet, anyone can be an
expert, and Tabloid gives YOU the power to wield that responsibility and
declare anything you'd like!"
Via Esther Schindler.
Share and enjoy,
*** Xanni ***
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mailto:xanni@xanadu.net Andrew Pam
http://xanadu.com.au/ Chief Scientist, Xanadu
https://glasswings.com.au/ Partner, Glass Wings
https://sericyb.com.au/ Manager, Serious Cybernetics
