https://www.comedy.co.uk/live/news/8225/will-bf-is-uk-pun-champion/
"The 2025 UK Pun Championship has been won by Will BF.
He was crowned at the live final last night (10th February), which took place
in a boxing ring at De Montfort Hall in Leicester as part of the city's annual
comedy festival.
Performing as Will B. Found, the puns that helped him clinch the title
included:
My cousin lost his job at the clock factory; it's such a shame, as he was
putting in all the hours.
Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's the
Ee-i-CEO.
I thought my dad was a smart guy, but I asked if he knew what an eclipse is,
and he said, "No, son."
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find out - you have my
Word."
Via Muse.
Share and enjoy,
*** Xanni ***
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mailto:xanni@xanadu.net Andrew Pam
http://xanadu.com.au/ Chief Scientist, Xanadu
https://glasswings.com.au/ Partner, Glass Wings
https://sericyb.com.au/ Manager, Serious Cybernetics
